Posts Tagged rants
archival 1
Sep 28
This one is purely for the archive, having heard and put it into my vernacular …. “I hope that when you are in hell that the devil rapes you and gives you AIDS.” … And I’m spent …
Misery +2
Aug 18
I had a series of interesting conversations with some co-workers today, including my Jason, about a very troubling (for me) topic. I have given this one thought for some time now, not realizing how troubling it was to get out. Given the knee surgery last week, I did have some time on my hands to [...]
Einstein is a genius
May 13
In a letter up for sale, written by Albert Einstein to philosopher Eric Gutkind in January 1954, Einstein said that “the word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honorable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.“
He is so fucking smart, [...]
angry clown
May 3
In this cloud of conscienceness, I am without understanding of how to rid myself of the turbulence that paralyzes me and destroys my life. Constant motion of rotting misery and alcoholism, trapped in ice, left to die in this glass prison inside my mind.
Being crazy does have it’s benefits.
The mirror
Apr 19
This one goes out to you know who, and then you can go F yourself. Well, maybe it’d be better if you just went down to Lowes, got yourself about 20ft of high density rope, and fucking hung yourself. That or a Draino slurpy. Bitch.
What I don’t have …
Mar 4
* Someone to tell me when 9 shots of sake is enough
* Someone to keep me from getting blacked out [2]
* Someone to pull me out of my hell (that’s optional)
* Someone to break the glass of this prison that confines me
* Someone to listen to DT with me [1]
* Someone to go see DT [...]
what I learned today
Apr 11
I’ve learned the following today:
People and their douchebagory knows no bounds, is limitless, and is rather amazing to behold.
what you need
Jul 26
If you don’t have any of these:
respect
honor
integrity
Then you don’t have shit.
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my rules bitch, my rules
May 14
I’m a pretty big guy. So when I’m out, there are certain rules that apply… not just to me, but all you other dudes out there…
1) Always acknowledge other guys with a simple head nob. Thats it, a simple head nob with eye contact.
2) Don’t try to dance if you really can’t dance. Swaying like [...]
