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bathroom manners

Funny transcript from earlier today at work. I’m in the men’s room evacuating my bladder. A gentlemen who is new-ish to the company comes in and is standing in the stall next to me, separated by a metal divider.

The conversation goes like this :
him: Hey man, how’s it going?
me: Hey.
him: I’m not stalking you I swear.
me: OK (in a hushed tone).
him: Do you work in IT?
me: I’m working on not pissing on myself.
him: Oh sorry.
me: I kinda get shy around other dudes when I have my dick in my hand.
him: OK (in a hushed tone).
kastle

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