John: My daughter is sick so I have been in a text message conversation with my wife.
Thinker: 1) Who initialed the conversation and 2) what is the context of it? John: she did last night with asking not axking me if I was driving the kids to school
John: my daughter was sick so I had to take her to the doctor and what not so we had a conversation through texts
John: so my last text was I’m going back to studying but I would love to put my penis in you
John: she replies, good luck studying!
John: How would you take that?
Thinker: well … you are the bad guy in that one
Thinker: you don’t need to analyze it John: please explain
John: I stated 2 facts, 1 I was studying and 2 where I want my penis
Thinker: you don’t tell a chick who’s mad at you that you, and lets quote here, would love to put my penis in you
Thinker: only a jackass would thinks cool John: I was just being honest
Thinker: OMG
Thinker: are you shitting me?
Thinker: I’d have better luck putting it to her right now John: lmao
Thinker: and I don’t even know how to contact her
Thinker: you went from annoying husband we may be on the outs to creepy old dude John: I am an old dude
Thinker: ^creepy John: should I have said, I’m not feeling good can you take care of me?
Thinker: shit, you could tell her that you wanted to go on a unicorn ride with hitler and that still would sound less insane
Thinker: that was to the creepy thing John: well fuck her and the unicorn
Thinker: I am going to ask you a question, and I want you to think about it for a few seconds then reply John: ok
Thinker: how would you feel if I outright disrespected you in front of your peers? John: it happens to me just about everyday at work, Being that I try and keep it professional I would just remove you from personal im and may give your the professional fake hello while crossing paths at work, WHY?
Thinker: you answered that wrong John: what was the answering
Thinker: it’s an exercise
Thinker: you were supposed to realize that it would be wrong for me to disrespect you like that, and you wouldn’t want to do that to others
Thinker: react less
Thinker: think more
Thinker: you are smart enough to be able to pull it off John: I get disrespected just about everyday at work from a few people, we will leave it at that and I continue to do anything they need. I keep it professional at work.
Thinker: SMH