It’s a going problem

This is to all of the clowns in the false paradigm, if you have stated that you are leaving the United States because XYZ is elected, just get the fuck out now. You are idiots, posers and losers. Go. We don’t need or want you.

Here’s a nice lil list to start off with :
1. Jon Stewart
2. Chelsea Handler
3. Neve Campbell
4. Barry Diller
5. Lena Dunham
6. Keegan-Michael Key
7. Chloë Sevigny
8. Al Sharpton
9. Natasha Lyonne
10. Eddie Griffin
11. Spike Lee
12. Amber Rose
13. Samuel L. Jackson
14. Cher
15. George Lopez
16. Barbra Streisand
17. Raven-Symoné
18. Whoopi Goldberg
19. Omari Hardwick
20. Miley Cyrus
21. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
22. Amy Schumer
23. Katie Hopkins

Wow, that’s some list there right? Well, lets look at the ones who said they’d bail out in past elections :
1. Barbra Streisand
2. Bill Clinton
3. Julie Chen
4. Alec Baldwin
5. Stephen Baldwin
6. Kim Basinger
7. Jerry Lewis
8. Britney Spears
9. Madonna
10. Oprah Winfrey
11. Robert Altman
12. Pierre Salinger
13. Lynn Redgrave
14. Eddie Vedder
15. Rush Limbaugh
16. Tina Fey

But we know you won’t. We heard this shit when President Bush was re-elected in 2004. “I’m leaving if he’s re-elected!!!” But, they didn’t leave. Why not? Because as of this second the United States of America is STILL the undisputed champion.

We are the best country on earth. While we have our problems, people still stay when they proclaim they are leaving on the basis of an election.

Even with XYZ as the new president, we will still be the best country. While we don’t always score the highest (declining liberty and freedoms), we still are the best.

People are literally dying to get into America. Not because it sucks. Not because of President XYZ. Because we are the best.

So all you whiny little bitches who are saying you will leave if XYZ is elected, get the fuck out. Now. We don’t need you. We don’t want you. If you are going to stay, contrary to your words and proclamations, you need to shut the fuck up and deal with it.

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