my rules bitch, my rules

I’m a pretty big guy. So when I’m out, there are certain rules that apply… not just to me, but all you other dudes out there…

1) Always acknowledge other guys with a simple head nod. Thats it, a simple head nod with eye contact.
2) Don’t try to dance if you really can’t dance. Swaying like a tree in the breeze (aka white person dancing) is not dancing. Period.
3) For the love of god and all things holy, don’t stand in the middle of the walk way with your friends blocking everyone else or making them go around you in such a manner as to stem the flow of people and make me spill my fucking $9 drink.

People suck. Follow the rules and there won’t be any more issues…

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