If there were ever a middle finger to humanity, aside from missing the shit show of 2012, we have the shit show of 2020. But we have Festivus for the rest of us.
Festivus (/?f?st?v?s/) is a secular holiday celebrated on December 23 as an alternative to the pressures and commercialism of the Christmas season. Originally created by author Daniel O’Keefe, Festivus entered popular culture after it was made the focus of the 1997 Seinfeld episode “The Strike”.
Fuck 2020. Fuck it hard. Fuck it like a crime of hate. Fuck the CCP, those cunts. And on top of all that, fuck everything. All in the nicest way possible.
I’ll let our overlords, be it these or those, torture me. I have 325+ hours of torture burned into me, strong style. Festivus 2020 style. Fuck it all.
I have long been a fan of the Festivus holiday, given the shit show that the rest of the holidays became in my family for further undisclosed reasons. Another time.
