I was out the other day, and I stopped by a coffee shop to get myself something strong to wake up. I then overheard two middle-aged women talking …
If he makes a million dollars a year, I don’t care if I have to suck his dick every morning and then make a Starbucks run.
It took all of the energy that I had to stop from wetting my pants from laughing so god damn hard. If only it had been my ex-wife saying that about me ??? (three ROFLMAO)
